So you're here on my page, obviously you're a little curious about me. I will give the usual disclaimer that I don't own anything on here unless I say I do. Now, I'm twenty, I'm a scorpio, I am a dude, and I'll try just about anything at least once. If you wanna know something please ask it. I love sex and anything to do with it, so my page probably is not good for a work environment. Oh and 18+ only please, I couldn't careless if your birthday is in a hour, if you get in trouble with whoever I have nothing to do with it. One more I am an occasional poet, if you want a poem on a specific topic send me the topic and I'll see what I can do.

20th May 2013

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justcallmemush:

wordscanbesexy:

missfaery:

iampunkassbetch:

daddysbabygrl:

Know your place when addressing another mans property. 

THIS. THIS. THIS.
Jesus fuck, people.

Word.

Am I the only one who noticed the comment?! The point isn’t that the submissive belongs to someone else. The point is that they have their own fucking mind and ability to consent. That’s true whether or not they are claimed by someone else. And whether or not that person is a man.
jesusfuckingfuckpeople.


I swear I just had this convo with my former friends with benefits. Lmao

And you lost… Smh lol

justcallmemush:

wordscanbesexy:

missfaery:

iampunkassbetch:

daddysbabygrl:

Know your place when addressing another mans property. 

THIS. THIS. THIS.

Jesus fuck, people.

Word.

Am I the only one who noticed the comment?! The point isn’t that the submissive belongs to someone else. The point is that they have their own fucking mind and ability to consent. That’s true whether or not they are claimed by someone else. And whether or not that person is a man.

jesusfuckingfuckpeople.

I swear I just had this convo with my former friends with benefits. Lmao

And you lost… Smh lol

Source: daddysbabygrl

20th May 2013

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Trapper of The Year 4 Times in a Row: if equating period blood to cum makes sense to you, you already lost... →

tsunamiwavesurfing:

if equating period blood to cum makes sense to you, you already lost me

we just gon act like niggas don’t bathe in vaginal fluids during cunnilingus? we just gon act like niggas don’t go deep sea diving?

yes, i wanna cum on your face, yes i want you to swallow, but don’t act like just cause i ain’t tryna play dracula i’m some kind of dickhead with superiority complex and oppressing nature

aye, i wouldn’t expect or want you anywhere near any kind of blood i was out here leaking, let alone if it was the discarded insides of my ding-a-ling

Lmfao yo this it’s true shit though

Source: tsunamiwavesurfing

20th May 2013

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What I love

justcallmemush:

I love making people uncomfortable. It’s hilarious to me

Can’t come at me…

19th May 2013

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tubesock:

poonraider:

the cops shot an innocent white women WHILE she was being robbed at gunpoint by another guy

NYPD is insane.

…they shoot white women now???

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Smh it’s official, the NYPD doesn’t care anymore

Source: poonraider

19th May 2013

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wafflesforstephanie:

bringbacklianharper:

the-lron-butt:

babyminaj:

My favorite Oscar of the night

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bitch please

make room for the Grammys

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Tumblr was invented just for this pun.

I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.

Source: babyminaj

19th May 2013

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This Is Going To Hurt Me More Than It Hurts You

Anybody’s parents ever say this while whooping you? Smh the only time I ever saw my parents in pain from a whooping was when that belt caught them in the back of the head. Of course I had to laugh, maybe that’s why I always caught a second whooping right after the first…

Tagged: childhood memories

19th May 2013

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sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

me huntin for the pussy

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SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL

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18th May 2013

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omgoshitskabs:

fuckyeahfamousblackgirls:

“Sandra you owe us $79,648 and 22 cents and I want my money now”

Phylicia Rashad is the QUEEN

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18th May 2013

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tarynel:

Why is this so funny?

Yo I really how that’s not her significant other on the phone… Smh that’d be some fucked up shit

tarynel:

Why is this so funny?

Yo I really how that’s not her significant other on the phone… Smh that’d be some fucked up shit

17th May 2013

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Exclusive: claydart: titytwochainz: I followed this fine as girl on instagram... →

claydart:

titytwochainz:

I followed this fine as girl on instagram right.

Her shit was private but her profile pic was real clear. So she approve me and I get to creeping. I see she with one of my niggas lil brother and the caption is a heart. So I’m like cool, that’s her cousin. He…

oh shit damn thats tough bruh

Source: titytwochainz